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| | Posted on Monday, September 13, 2010 - 10:28 am: | |
David Letterman's Top 10 GPS Repair No-No's
#10. Don't expect a repair discount because you stand at street corners, wearing a sign that says, "Will Give Directions for Food".
#9. Before sending your GPS in for repair, be sure to remove all photos taken of you and your spouse at the Nudist Resort.
#8. Make sure to include your name and return address along with your GPS, so your GPS doesn't become lost.
#7. Be sure to remove all of the massage parlors and truckstops in your favorite's folder before sending your GPS in for repair.
#6. Don't try to impress the repairman by saying, "We'll it worked just great before it broke"... DUH! All things work great before they break!
#5. Don't act like your restless kids by constantly calling the repairman and asking him, "Is it done yet?"
#4. When sending your GPS by mail to be repaired; Don't wrap it in 10 layers of bubble wrap and 5 layers of duct tape. Remember, it's just a GPS, not an artifact for future archeologists.
#3. Don't ask the GPS repairman to explain why your GPS went in for repair speaking in a man's voice and then came back speaking with a ladie's voice.
#2. Don't try to be cute by asking the repairman's receptionist, "Hey, Wanna swap POI's"?
#1. What do you get when you cross a GPS with PMS?... A bitch who WILL find you!
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